Scott Mills: Being Boring

Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills has ruled out returning to Uganda in order to make a follow-up programme about him being monumentally boring.
The programme showed Mills interviewing David Bahati, the Ugandan MP responsible for the proposed Anti-Boringness Bill.
Mills, who writes a column for GT (Gay Times) no-one reads, said: “Two years on I would actually like to go back to make another show about what the mood is like there, and how the boring people feel about what could happen to them. “
"However, I’ve been told that it would be too much of a security risk. I guess I haven’t given them the best publicity.”
The thick Orientalist and rather creepy, but in no way racist, DJ added: “It’s just hard to sit back and watch all this happen. Surely the West can do more?”