Fagburn: Today's Newspaper Round-Up

Elton John's had another baby - yes, deffo this time • Some blurry mobile phone photos of a building site in Vauxhall • Even more stuff about Burchillgate; "Gor blimey love, can't you take a joke?" etc • Loads of crap gags about horse meat burgers we nicked off Twitter • Plus: Are Gays to blame? >>> • Editorial: Bomb Mali? Fuck yeah! • Jordan's got married to that gaybe bloke she met last week - what could possibly go wrong? • Baffling cartoon about Cameron's EU speech • Daily Mail readers sent mental by "gay planet" on Star Wars game; "Not exactly the same as here they mix and mingle among us. Idiotic for games to jump on the bandwagon but makes sense in the deconditioning phase." etc etc • Readers share their memories of Blockbuster Video/HMV/Jessops/Universal child benefit • Isn't it cold? • More when we make it up...

PS Going to Dee's funeral, might see you later. x

Festival News 2: Lovebox

Now I don't care about you, but the only UK music festival that tempts Fagburn is Lovebox in July.
As with last year, Sunday is Bummers' Day (unofficial) - with a line-up specially tailored to please The Gays.
Scissor Sisters are headlining.
Yup, I've got really tired of them and their One Big Office Party live schtick, too.
But there's also 2 Many DJs, Marc Almond, Robyn, the gals from Horse Meat Disco, and loads of gayers running around mashed on drugs.
Yay!
But why oh why oh why have Lovebox booked The Drums to play, not on Bummers' Sunday, but on the painfully straight Saturday with Snoop fucking Dogg???
FFS!