Ivan Massow: Joan As Police Woman

'Crushed by a court case, his business in tatters, the gay finance entrepreneur fled to Barcelona and fell into alcoholism. His unlikely saviour? Joan Collins'

The Guardian.
Don't know about you, but I stopped reading right there.
Shocking The Guardian gives this stupid Tory such an easy ride.
Apparently he's got some new business venture, and is going on The Secret Millionaire.
Yes, things are looking up, up, up for Michael Gove's ex-flatmate!