Thursday, 29 September 2011

Fagburn: An Outrage!

Last night I was escorted off a plane by homophobic employees from South West Air.
Why??? For kissing my boyfriend!
This took place after I had had a lot of free booze and threatened to kill the air stewards - a profession notorious for their homophobia.
This is an outrage, I demand a public apology by SouthwestAir and a refund. Hate is not a family value.

4 comments:

  1. "Last night I was escorted off a plane by homophobic employees from South West Air."

    As I read that I couldn't help but hear it in David Sedaris' Glen's Homophobia Weekly voice. :D

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  2. Glen's Homophobia Newsletter, even. :(

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  3. Isn't it! Ha ha ha...

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  4. Ja! Jejejejejejejeje... :D

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