Torchwood: Sod Off!

"If critics don't like what I do then I don't give a shit. They can sod off.
"All I did was have a little romantic kiss and cuddle with another fella on screen — it's not as if you see us doing anything.
"The funny thing is in the same episode I was also hung up on a meat hook, stabbed hundreds of times with my blood dripping down my body and shot in the head three times, but no one complained about that."

John Barrowman, quoted in The Sun, commenting on last month's "TV gay sex uproar" over an episode of Torchwood.
"Screen hunk John Barrowman" is promoting his appearance in panto in Glasgow with The Krankies.