Ivan Massow: Nice One Scotland!

TORY toff Ivan Massow was attacked by rock-wielding thugs during a visit to Scotland for Channel 4's The Secret Millionaire.
The gay insurance tycoon, 44, is a lifelong backer of the Conservative Party and is on their approved candidates list for potential MPs.
He's also pals with ex-PM Margaret Thatcher, famously escorting her to the 1999 party conference.

The Scottish Sun.
For the record Massow's not a "toff", all his fox hunting lord of the manor airs and graces are put on...

Ivan Massow: Joan As Police Woman

'Crushed by a court case, his business in tatters, the gay finance entrepreneur fled to Barcelona and fell into alcoholism. His unlikely saviour? Joan Collins'

The Guardian.
Don't know about you, but I stopped reading right there.
Shocking The Guardian gives this stupid Tory such an easy ride.
Apparently he's got some new business venture, and is going on The Secret Millionaire.
Yes, things are looking up, up, up for Michael Gove's ex-flatmate!