Saturday 17 November 2012

Tom Daley: At Last... It's The Daley Ghetto Slut Drop!

Well, if that's not worth £5 of your English money, I don't know what is.
You can watch the Team GB video in full here (Warning: Contains some posh people doing 'Gangnam Style', which may make you realise Madame Mao was right all along).
I bet our Tom was really pissed off he didn't get to join in the Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) dance, though.

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5 comments:

  1. It's an interesting line he's on at the moment, where he's become an object of sexual desire without ever having delineated a sexuality of his own. Apart from those awkward seeming-attempts with Kassidy Cook.
    I can't help thinking those were forced on him by cynical PR wonks.
    I do worry about him, though.
    He seems to be welcoming publicity with arms wide open and is slightly naive to the fact that in doing so - especially if he is gay - he's playing with fire.

    Having said all that, we live in different times now and I don't think his fans give a fuck either way* and he's just enjoying himself which is great.

    Anyway, sorry to be a bit negative under what is, after all, an entirely positive and excellent gif of physical perfection :D

    * Though it is slightly amusing to see so much energy on tumblr and so on directed at "shipping" him with Tonia Couch and the anger directed at Kassidy Cook as though they were ever in a relationship.

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  2. Uh-huh.
    Also he makes a very interesting case study about how it's a bit silly and pointless to be in the closet when you're a complete screamer in the age of social media.
    As I was trying to explain to Lord McAlpine's solicitor just the other day...

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  3. Nice pink tracksuit, Tom.

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  4. It's a wonder he has any free time after wanking in the mirror to do any diving.

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  5. What wouldn't I give?

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