Fagburn TV: Pitch For New Series

Dear Sky/Channel 4/BBC/Interweb TV Bigwigs,

I have an idea for a groundbreaking new television series.
It is about a gay couple who don't want sodding children.
Maybe we could do a tie-in column in one of the Sunday newspapers?

I await your reply,

Fagburn.

• The video above is a trailer for The Vessel, a British online TV "comedy series" - you can watch episodes here. Though I wouldn't recommend it, it's fucking abysmal.