John Waters: How To Go To The Movies

John Waters in a Kickstarter video raising money for San Francisco's Roxie Theater cinema (and apparent slut pit).

"I get a kick out of the Roxie! And if you don't, I oughta kick your ass!
"On a slow night, if few people are there, you can masturbate in the theater.
"Or better yet, have sex with a fellow ticket-buyer on a really good night there.
"And afterwards, you can have a drink in one of the many alarming bars in this neighborhood.
"The Roxie is what movie-going is all about.
"If you don't give them money, you're an asshole, plain and simple."

Via AfterElton.