'News': Mrs Proctor Steals The Show

Homosexual: Witch Hunt

Has this madness knoweth no end?

Proctor is a far right racist scum-egg, people who rightly hate him should not join in this silly new McCarthyite Salem.

It all comes from this junk website Exaro News.

TV: A Day In The Life Of Andy Warhol

On BBC iPlayer.

#SoBrave Watch: Well Done!

Daily Express.

How on Earth is saying you're gay 'brave'?

The Guardian: The Liberal Media

Hey you're black and gay!

That ticks two boxes, so Guardian online will print this piece of trivial nonsense.

See also anything by Zach Stafford; especially the classic Do My Short Shorts Make You Feel Weird About Your Masculinity?

Francis Bacon: Sandwich

 Michael Peppiatt's memoir, Francis Bacon In Your Blood, is Radio 4's Book Of The Week.

Telegraph thing.

PS Und! Bacon, the English artist 'who hated queers', Sunday Times.

“Homosexuality is like having a limp. Real homosexuality anyway. Homosexuals also become more and more impossible with age.”

Shade: It's A Drag

GT launches new dragazine, Shade...

Remember Millivres online trans magazine Meta? Lasted three issues...

The Gays: Oh Boo Hoo-Hoo!

Another wonderfully hysterical piece from the uber liberal winky-wanky nonsense machine that is Independent Voices.

Gay men are not routinely sentenced to death 'just for being gay', you silly moo.

Even when they get arrested it's so rare we hear about it.

Stop your pink-coloured crocodile tears.

I don't want to be your victim.

PS Fagburn was at a Stop The War meeting with Yasmin. Her first words; 'I should say I'm not actually against the war...' You couldn't make it up etc.

Zachary Quinto: Is Fugly

Daily Telegraph.

Apparently we are meant to give a fork handle about what this Hollywood dimwit says about anything.

Cilla: The Sadness

Mail On Sunday.

Lol!

Legend: Tom Hardy Is...

Well this looks shit...

PS Dear Tom, if you're going for realism, both the Kray twins had very camp voices.

Nick Grimshaw: Hurry Up And Drown

The 113th article The Sunday Times has written about 'Grimmers' this year..

Alan Turing: Battle

No they don't, you thick fuck.

Thought For the Day: Gore Vidal

“People don’t know how chilly I am! Once you break through the ice, you get to the cold water beneath”.

Quoted in a review of Every Time A Friend Succeeds Something Inside Of Me Dies. 

She's such an ice queen!

Prime Minister Corbyn: LOL

Daily Mail.

A very British coup...

Fagburn's request to rejoin the Labour party is still in limbo.

Drag Race: All Hail The Fun Police

A charity fun run that invited men to dress up as women is being investigated by police after a transgender charity claimed the dress code constituted a hate crime.

Officers were asked to look into the 'Dames on the Run' race - where men run dressed as women to raise funds for a children's hospice - by a transsexual support group.

Chrysalis Transsexual Support Groups say the five kilometre run, organised by Derian House Children's Hospice, in Chorley, Lancashire, is "dehumanising".

They are now attempting to stop the run, due to take place in October, which raises money to support the hospice that looks after sick and terminally ill children.

Steph Holmes, of Chrysalis, said: "We get enough confusion with the word transgender, which mixes us up with transvestites.

"Transvestites certainly don't dress for comic purposes and I don't get up in the morning and think 'what can I put on today to give people a laugh?'

"This race pokes fun at cross-dressing and, by association, us, reducing us to objects to be laughed at.

"Dehumanising us this way gives carte blanche to those that would do us physical harm, much like the gay bashers of old.

"It's a small step from ridicule to persecution. The current stats suggest a 34 per cent chance of beaten up, raped or killed for being trans. We do not need to give the bigots any more ammunition.

"I am sure that Derian House didn't intend to give offence. The very fact that its a children's hospice should make them sensitive to potential bad publicity and the effect that this has on young trans people."

Derian House said they were "shocked" to receive a complaint about the event and did not intend to cause any upset or offence... 

Telegraph.

Could you be more boring?

PS Not sure they called it a 'hate crime'. [Update: They didn't! See comments below from Chrysalis for how this story is a bit silly, as is she].

PPS Great choice of photo!

News: Headlines

Today again there is no news.
PS We used to call them briefcases.

James Middleton: #gaycode

Und! 'Pink, Puffy, Cloying' Hmm...

Homosexuals: Death

HACKERS have risked the lives of homosexuals living in countries where it is illegal to be gay — by potentially outing them online.

Secret affair site Ashley Madison is believed to have been used by gay people living in Qatar and Saudi Arabia, where homosexuality still carries the death penalty.

And since cyber criminals uploaded the details of 37million members on Tuesday evening, gay account holders face brutal punishments if outed.

There are 50 members of the site, predominately used by adulterers but also thought to have been used by gay singles hoping to avoid detection, registered in Qatar...

The Sun.

An hysterical gay, pictured recently.

'Homosexuals' are not sentenced to death just for being gay in any country in the world - and even arrests are so rare that they make the western news - but thanks for being hysterical.

PS Your chances of overdosing on GHB - or whatever we're supposed to be scared about this year - are insignificant.

Pink News: Our Survey Says...

And on that bombshell...

PS The gay media sure can't get enough of those gay soldiers! Man up!!!

The Independent: Must Not Show Gay Men's Faces Must Not Show Gay Men's Faces Must Not Show Gay Men's Faces...

The ever hopeless Independent.

The Pink News survey showed the exact opposite.

Most men said they were a 5 or 6 on the Kinsey scale.

It's actually quite funny - though equally meaningless.

Fagburn: Is Away

It's gonna be a lorra lorra laughs etc.

Morrissey: Work Is A Four Letter Word

News that the DWP had used made-up quotes from made-up people on some bumf promoting the wonders of benefit sanctions inspired a  'Twitter meme' where people faked their own #realDWPstories.

PS Morrissey has given an interview to TV's Larry King. Only a video clip and some quotes from Mrs Mad so far; 'He put his finger down my rear cleavage...'

Daily Express: Kids Today!!!

The Daily Express only got round yesterday to writing about that YouGov silly 'survey' that had 1 in 2 young people saying they were not 100% heterosexual.

The Express online attracts few readers' comments - possibly because so many of their readers will have no truck with those new-fangled computing machines.

But this one sent them fucking BALLISTIC!

Here's a top 10 from the first page...

Problem. Nobody seems satisfied with ONE FINGER IN ONE PIE. WE HAVE TO HAVE IT ALL. ITS MY RIGHT. BLAME THE NANNY STATE. 
 
Just a poll informing people that abnormal is now the norm, Whats next having sex with animals must be close. 

A damning indictment of their education by PC leftists. 

What a load of left wing pc crap trying to normalize genetic misfits. 

The reason we keep reading this rubbish and seeing it on the telly, no one is championing everyday people. As soon as you disagree you are vilified by these nasty heterophobs. Even if you try to fight back you are slandered on social media. People are not able to stand up for themselves they are being brow beaten into submission hence why most people won't get involved... Sick time we live in. 

Total pile of cr#p!!!!! the pooftas are playing god again!!!!!
 
Looks like the endless gay propaganda is having its desired effect.

Just remember folks all these kiddyfiddlers of young boys are gay so their not quite as cute as they like to portray themselves.and this will only confirm what the rest of the world thinks of British males. 

Gosh, the 'GAY LOBBY' have been bust havn't they!. Who else but them would have been remotely interested in a survey guaranteed to undermine heterosexuals? 

What is this garbage? Not satisfied with the destruction of our nation via immigration we now want to turn everyone into the opposite of what they really are?

Take that heterophobs!

Big Gay Baby: Dear Liam Of One Direction

Our newest columnist writes an open letter to Liam Payne about accusations that he is homophobic, after comments he made at a One Direction concert.

Dear Liam,

I was One Direction's biggest gay baby fan - until I heard about your hate-filled anti-gay rant yesterday!

At a concert - probably in NUREMBERG - you said this!

“This is my favourite song off the last album, and it is about trying to find that number one woman of your life… which none of you can relate to, because most of you are girls. 

“Except for the boys in here, you know what I’m talking about."

I literally cannot believe you said this!!!

HATERZ!

Why oh why did you not say (perhaps in brackets) that some women like the womens???

Then you addeded insults to injuries by clearly saying that any boy who likes 1D must like the D (ie is a gay). 

I think that's what you meant, could be the opposite, not sure tbh.

Anyway I bet the concert was full of lesbians and straight blokes, Mr Liam PAIN!

Also why did you not mention the transvestite community? 

Or my mate Nigel?

I have long suspected that One Direction were the most homophobic band in the world, now I know it is sadly true. 

So this morning I burnt all my One Direction CDs and posters and did a big poo in my nappy.

BOYCOTT LIAM! 

BAN JOKES!!

You are dead to me now.

your ex-fan

Big Gay Cry Baby (Now #TeamZayn)