Sport News: 'I Am Out And Proud!' Says North Lancs Tiddly-Winks Champ

In a shock announcement which has literally turned the world upside down, the North Lancs Tiddly-Winks champion has come out, Pink Star News can exclusively reveal.
Paul Social-Leper said; "I play tiddly-winks and I am a proud gay man. I hope my coming out will inspire others in the tiddly-winks community to come out."

In a press release he was congratulated by human rights campaigner, Peter Tatchell, who points out he invented gay tiddly-winks.