Shame cause the Jonathan Ross Show showed he's a very bright boy with lots to say.
There's another one of absolutely no consequence in the Mirror.
And a crap one in the Telegraph!
"Quick do some publicity, no-one's watching Splash!"
Fagburn wonders if the gay mags are still being told "No print interviews!"
Update: I am reliably informed they are.
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The only way they'll get the viewing figures up is if they change the format.
ReplyDeleteDitch the non-entities diving and just have an hour of Tom masturbating atop the diving board in slow motion until the inevitable happens.
Rename it Spunk!
Whilst I'm convinced your alternative format for Splash! would be a ratings winner, I suspect there would be practical difficulties in a 19 year old masturbating for an hour without the inevitable happening after a matter of minutes.
ReplyDelete"I suspect there would be practical difficulties in a 19 year old masturbating for an hour without the inevitable happening after a matter of minutes."
ReplyDeleteSheesh, that's what makes it COMPETITIVE -- prolonged "Edging" is a learned skill.
P.S. Unless you're on certain recreational or prescription drugs (some categories of anti-depressant are notorious for this; so are some OTC cough/cold remedies), in which case difficulty in climaxing can be an involuntary side-effect.
So they'd have to test to make sure the competitors weren't pulling a Lance Armstrong, as it were.
By the way, Fagburn, I found your blog yesterday via one of your Queerty comments. Some refreshingly contrarian points of view, here...
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