"Jaymi": Here Is The News!

It's interesting that Mail Online - a very different beast to the newspaper - now run this just like they would about one with two (C-list) norms in love.
And their readers only seem to care about their tattoos and them wearing their baseball caps backwards.
But really, who gives a fuck?
(Apart from me, obvs).

PS Young queens! Stop spelling your names funny and all poofy! It's a dead giveaway!!!