Footyball News: A Man Is A Gay!

Another one bites the dust...

Wooh! etc

Fagburn famously knows bum all about the sports, so will let our anonymous football correspondent the esteemed soccerball expert "CH" take over.

Sure you'll see in due course but Thomas Hitzlsperger came out, another footballer, so utterly fascinating as always

But probably the biggest to come out by a distance, over 50 caps for Germany and played for three Premier League clubs and Lazio + Stuttgart

He's also nicknamed "Der Hammer", make of that what you will. And was thought of as an intellectual during his time here

He was interested in economics and Mervyn King is an Aston Villa fan so they used to hang out and have lunch together and shoot the shit

not even joking

Maybe kind of bangable if you're into that sort of thing too, at least unlike rugby etc gay footballers are repping well in that department.

Thanks "CH".

PS This is funnier if you read it in a dour Scotch accent. x