"What," asks the teacher, "have Sir Elton John, Alexander the Great, William Shakespeare and Clare Balding got in common?"They all bore the tits off me?
I was wrong - The Independent takes a different view.
They were all gay or lesbian or at least bisexual or something.
They're teaching school kids about the gays now, you know?
In Stoke Newington at least.
Whatever next?
Brighton?
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Not so great penis.
ReplyDeleteThe comments on that Independent piece are comedy gold.
ReplyDeleteI think small dicks were fetishised in ancient times.
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