Daily Star: Every Man And Woman Is A Star

Surprisingly there was nothing for Fagburn to comment on in today's Daily Star Sunday, but I was struck by this delightful photo of Umbrella-singing Rihanna with James Ingham, the Star's celeb gossip columnist, taken backstage at a recording of the Graham Norton Show, no less.
He couldn't look more gay if he had a cock in his mouth.
I expect young Mr Ingham is the sort of chap who often spends his weekends in Vauxhall, don't you?