Thursday 29 May 2014

George Michael: 999 Drama!

The Sun - still praying for this faggot's death.

To order one ambulance may be regarded as a misfortune, to order two...

PS GHB?

Update: The Mirror gives a handy guide to 'his past troubles'.

Und! They give lucky readers a rundown of Boybands behaving badly.

And finally...

"In response to newspaper reports today we can confirm George was admitted to hospital on 22nd May. He was discharged last weekend and is well and resting.

"He is very much looking forward to the release of his new single in July. Given the personal nature of this matter there will be no further comment."


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