Tuesday 28 January 2014

Justin Bieber: A Few Words

Justin
Busted
Lusted
Flustered
Clustered
Dusted
Hustlered
Mustard
Custard
Justice?
Must us?

LEAVE JUSTIN ALONE!

8 comments:

  1. Oh dear.

    For all the heavy-handed 'irony', for all the references to Gramsci, Noam Chomsky and pinkwashing, for all the claimed distance, you are exactly what you claim to criticise - dimwitted, predictable superficial gay 'culture'.

    You mock the trivialism of the gay press and public gay figures, and then you replicate it with predictable drooling like this just because you still fancy teenagers. Isn't it time you moved on from that?

    Justin Beiber has produced nothing of note apart from one very annoying song. He is such an odious human being hat he actually spat down on his adoring fans. That probably makes you giggle, doesn't it? After all, he's Justin Beiber. And he's hot.

    This is as pathetic as Elton John trying to be mates with a cunt like Eminem. Bieber doesn't like teh gays either, but you seem to have thing for homophobic males - Putin's your current favourite.

    Even purporting to write about gay culture from a 'critical' 'from-outside-the-gay-mainstream' perspective is not working because you are just producing parallel tracks of shit. Try writing about something else and there might be hope for you.

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    1. As for me I would really like to be spat on by Eminem or Beiber.

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    2. Let me know if you ever find your sense of humour, love.

      x

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    3. Let us know if you ever decide to stop doing what you have made a career out of self-righteously condemning in others, day in day out, love.

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  2. "I would really like to be spat on by Eminem or Beiber."

    They wouldn't just spit on you, they'd get their homophobic mates to kick your head in. Would you really like that too, fuckwit?

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    1. It's worth a try.

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    2. I too would love to be spat on by Bieber and Eminem. And pissed on. And then fucked bareback by both at the same time.
      #gettingahardonnow

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