Fagburn: According To Experts

According to experts
The Earth was created by a god 6,000 years ago.*
According to experts
The world is flat

According to experts
The Sun goes around the Earth
According to experts
King's have a divine right to rule
According to experts
Slavery is god-ordained.*
According to experts
Homosexuality is a mental illness
According to experts
Aryans are the master race
According to experts
My dick is 10" long
According to experts
You only got Aids cause you took those drugs
According to experts
You only got Aids cause you didn't take these drugs
According to experts
Capitalism is the natural order of things
According to experts
The universe is made out of wool and string and plasticine
According to experts
Diana went to the Vauxhall Taverrn in drag
According to experts
A lot of "experts" are idiots and charlatans
According to experts
Some people will believe any silly old thing if it's
According to experts
According to experts.

Dedicated to all those who have recently quoted "experts" at me. x

* Not Zeus or Thor or one of hundreds of another gods, but yours, obvs. Cause he's the only real one, "according to experts".