Gay Media: We Have Come To Wash Your Brains

Aren't endless stories about rich gay couples getting married ADORABLE?
And HEARTWARMING?
Or maybe you find them INSPIRATIONAL!
Have they posted a pukey video on YouTube?
That would be AWESOME!
And might BREAK YOUR HEART!
Maybe they have a kid!
He must be SO BRAVE!
I am so PROUD I'm going to start a stupid e-petition.
Take that homophobes!
Cause sentimental meaningless crap makes the gay media go round...