Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Kavana: Will This Do?

British 90s singer, Kavana famous for hits like [Subs, can you fill this bit in?], has revealed his sexuality at the beginning of his second shot at stardom

Kavanagh, currently starring in the TV reality show [And this bit too - I literally have no idea, think it's on ITV4], has come out as openly gay.

The [???] singer was a heartthrob to thousands of girls 15 years ago, probably.

And now at the age of [12?], and finding stardom once again [sic], he has finally revealed his sexuality.

Speaking to Now Magazine, Cavanagh said: ‘I’ve never come out publicly because no one’s ever cared enough to ask! It’s literally become this huge elephant in the room.’

[Who do I invoice?]

3 comments:

  1. This is actually funny. I think it's his third shot at stardom. I seem to recall a previous attempt at a comeback.

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  2. He was good in Kavana QC.

    If he wants guaranteed fame without the talent he should just insult someone famous on Twitter. Seems to be the way theses days.

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  3. I think I knocked a few out over pictures of Kavana in my sister's old Smash Hits back in the mid-'90s.
    Happy days... :)

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