Marriage: And You, You Won't Be Queen

Daily Telegraph.

Sadly, Telegraph readers can't leave comments about this medieval tomfoolery, that would have been META!
But great to see the return of the 'Gay couple's disembodied hands' stockphoto.

PS Lucky Telegraph readers are also treated to that classic straight newspaper gay feature cliché; Why does society stil have such a problem with camp men? Zzzzz...