Letter Of The Week: The Independent

The Independent.

Yes dear, I'm sure the happy couple sent out personal invites to all the world's media, and they didn't turn up just because it was a teensy little bit news-worthy.
Thank god straight people don't turn their weddings into some silly media circus, eh?
What a boring little (gay) man you sound.

PS Why is it that whenever you read a variation on that dread phrase, "As a gay man..." - a favourite of the Mail's inhouse Uncle Tom Andrew Pierce - you know your heart's about to sink to your sphincter?

PPS And - oh look! - an "unprecedented alliance" of 52 religious loons have written to the Telegraph today to say they don't like gay marriage. Yowsah!