Big Brother: Gay Boy Problems

A GAY police officer who quit the probe into sex beast Jimmy Savile to enter the Big Brother house said last night: “What’s the problem? It’s not like I’m doing a porno.”

Today's Big Brother-related front page story in the Daily Star. 

Exciting times!
Hard to know if The Gays will be getting behind this hawt bent cop or the gay one out of those morbidly obese twins who vote Tory and like showtunes.
Hmm...

If the twins win, I'm sure there'll be the inevitable Attitude and/or GT shirtless cover shoots.
I hope their respective editors bear in mind that Jack Glenny’s party trick is “putting spoons under my moobs and holding them there”.
Sounds quite a catch, doesn't he, boys?