Pride: World Pride Power List

At last! The results are finally in for the World Pride Power List - the completely made-up list of proud world people literally no-one gives a felch about.
Here's the top 10...

1. Clare Balding.
National treasure.

2. Stephen Fry.
National treasure.

3. Peter Tatchell.
Swivel-eyed loon. National treasure.*

4. Sir Elton John.
Portly proud gay dad. National treasure.

5. Julie Bindel.
Bigoted loon. National treasure, according to the national treasury of reactionary fuckwits.

6. Token Black Person.
National treasure.

7. Horse.
Scottish lady singer no-one's heard of, but she might turn up to pick up her award.

8. Margaret Thatcher.
Gay icon. National treasure. Awarded posthumously.

9. Christopher Biggins.
National treasure.

10. Su Pollard.
Straight ally. National treasure.

* The publicity-shy Peter Tatchell kept tweeting asking for people to vote for him in this crapola. Call him Mr Vain... etc etc.

IT IS UNWISE TO GIVE POWER TO THOSE WHO SEEK IT!