Survey: Parents OK With Gay Kids (Relatively)

66% of British parents questioned in an in-no-way unscientific survey commissioned to promote some DVD or other said they would have no problem if their child was gay.
Mums were more relaxed - 76% saying they wouldn't be bothered if their child was gay.
But 55% of dads admitted they would feel uncomfortable.
But please bear in mind that twice as many parents say they would be happy with a gay kid as they would with one who experimented with drugs (32%).
Any kids caught by their parents after staying out all night dancing on blood boiling rave dugs are advised to lie and say they've been out bumming.