Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Fagburn Headline Bingo: Gay! Saudi! Prince! Murdered! Servant! Sex! Death! Attack!


Let's play Fagburn Gay Headline Bingo!!!

'Gay Prince In Sex Murder'
Daily Star (4)

'Gay prince 'killed aide' during sex'
The Sun (5)

'Saudi prince 'battered servant to death', court told - Grandson of Saudi king denies prosecution claims that he was having a sexual relationship with victim Bandar Abulaziz'
The Guardian (5)

'Gay Saudi prince 'murdered servant in ferocious attack''
The Independent (5)

'Saudi King’s grandson denies murdering male servant in sex attack'
The Times (5)

'Gay Saudi Prince killed man servant in sexual fury - Victim beaten, strangled and bitten on the cheeks'
Daily Mirror (5/6)

'Gay Saudi prince 'murdered servant in ferocious attack' '
The Daily Telegraph (6)

'Gay Prince Beat His Servant To Death In A Sex-Driven Killing'
Daily Express (6)

And today's winner is...

'Caught on CCTV: Moment gay Saudi prince attacked manservant in hotel lift... months before he 'sexually abused and battered him to death''
The Daily Mail (7)

8 comments:

  1. Wow! This is fascinating. I'm almost willing to relax my objections to the invasion of privacy if it means I can get more visuals like these.

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  2. "Manservant" sounds absolutely filthy, doesn't it?

    If it was a woman they would have referred to her as an "aide" or similar.

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  3. 'Manservant' is positively Dickensian, isn't it?
    The Daily Mail are absolutely filthy...

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  4. The Daily Mail has a special headline generator calibrated to provoke maximum moral outrage (and prurient curiosity).

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  5. I think the Mirror's bit about how he was "bitten on the cheeks" wins that one.

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  6. Am I the only one who thinks this murder is a symptom of the gay Left's obsession with sexuality?

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  7. I blame the gay Left for much,but not this. This is just nutty.

    The gay Left's obsessive tendencies are, though, to blame for the terrible coverage of gay suicides here in the US. http://colorfulconservative.blogspot.com/2010/10/dems-hunt-for-october-surprise-gay.html

    I blogged about it at that link. Awful. Such crass exploitation of gay issues to try to save the Democrats from a bad election cycle -- the same thing they pulled in 2006 by calling Republican fags non-stop for all of October 2006. But they're supposed to be "our" party. The gay Left; ah well.

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