Gay Babies: There's One Born Every Minute

There's a textbook example of the Phil Space school of journalism in The Sunday Times today.
"Time was when would-be parents, asked if they wanted boys or girls, would automatically reply: “Oh, we don’t care, so long as they’re healthy.” muses Shane Watson.
"Not any more. When the newlywed Robbie Williams was asked this question recently he replied: “I really want a gay one.” Just-married Lara Stone was even more specific: “I’d like little gay boys.”
"...You may find this hard to swallow, but it was only a matter of time before the gay baby cropped up on the wish list of the rich and famous. When you’ve got the rock, the aviator jacket, the house in the country, naturally you’re looking for the next new thing — and adopting from Africa is so last season. Plus there’s so much more reason to bother — from the celebs’ point of view — if you can guarantee he’ll be your walker, favourite shopping companion, gossip partner and personal stylist. Clever, isn’t it?"
OH FFS! THEY WERE JOKING YOU SILLY MOO!