Nick Gruber: Lost In Translation

“And they showed up, glad for their old friend’s bliss, and maybe just a touch luridly curious about how, after all these years of being so scrupulously un-public about his romantic life, Klein would pick this often-sweet, rough young man to so openly adore."

Translation: Calvin Klein threw a birthday party to announce that he was having sex with somebody 48 years his junior. Famous people showed up to gawk and be jealous.

An hilarious piece on Queerty by Matthew Tharrett deconstructing a glowing profile in NY Magazine about Nick Gruber, Calvin Klein's young beau and Fagburn's favourite famous gay non-entity.
Surely the Liberace and Scott Thorson de nos jours?