#FreedomTo: Use Visual Clichés

As a red double decker bus passes in front of Big Ben, a gaily coloured rainbow breaks in the sky over olde London town as one of our proud corporate sponsors aeroplanes zooms by. No longer able to contain their excitement, fireworks ensue...

Mary Poppins and Dick Van Dyke having a good old-fashioned gay cockney knees-up not pictured.

PS How many people do they think actually want to read an interview with Sinitta FFS?