British Values: Drinking Tea During The Blitz

That's my tuppence on this tiresome topic.*

It's also a fitting metaphor for the life of Fagburn.

Good to see the Telegraph and other right-wing types say a core British value is tolerance; 'no one should be treated differently on the basis of belonging to a particular group.'

You must be 'avin' a larf, mate. 'Ave you read your bloomin' paper?

* 'Tuppence' is auld English for 'two cents'.