#Freedomto: Be Banal

'I know! We could try and start a hashtag. With people taking selfies! That's what the youngsters like, isn't it?'

'Great idea, Jeremy, let's go.'

'It'll go viral.'

'Like herpes.'

'Err...'

'Who do you think will turn up to the launch?'

'Top of my head? Peter Tatchell, Angela Eagle and Louie Spence - they're pathological self-publicists who go to any old gay shit.'

'Terrific!'

Oh do piss off, you unimaginative grinning fools.

Only the hapless 'we love the gays' The Independent could find this newsworthy.