Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Dustin Lance Black: 40 Years OLD!

Happy birthday Dustin!

Don't let all the gay haters tell you that you're now ancient and over the hill and past it and practically geriatric and it's high time you settled down with someone your own age.

your close showbiz pal

Fagburn
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Apropos of nothing, today is also Justin Bieber's DAD'S 40th birthday, worth thinking about, Tom.

PS And best wishes to Prince Philip on his 93rd! Many happy lighthearted racist jokes of the day. Can't be arsed to do the obvious 'who's also going out with a much younger queen' lame gag.
Posted by Fagburn at 16:11:00
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9 comments:

  1. BK11 June 2014 at 10:48

    Look at the dead eyes, Fagburn!!
    The Herman Munster hair!!!
    The ickle baby ears on the massive botoxed wonky facade!!!!
    Dude must must have a gargantuan cock.

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    1. Fagburn11 June 2014 at 11:03

      If only there was a way of checking the size of Dustin's lance on the internet.

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    2. BK11 June 2014 at 11:19

      I've not seen those pics before. Hold on... [goes and looks]...
      Ooh, the cock's not bad. As long as you don't look up as the booze wears off...

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    3. Fagburn11 June 2014 at 14:55

      When Tom met him - if he didn't know already - he must have Googled him and that would have been one of the first thinfs to come up (fnarr fnarr).

      And STILL Tom went out with him!

      SLUTZ!!!

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  2. BK11 June 2014 at 10:56

    Sorry, not Herman M, I meant Lurch.

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  3. Anonymous11 June 2014 at 13:49

    It's strange how as some men get older they dress like schollboys from the 1960's, if he had a cap he could be a head prefect,.....
    I'm wearing shorts and I'm 52 as I write this, and I'm nothing to write home about...
    by the by, Richard i think you should go to agadir for a holday, as its swarming with 20 year old Daley physiques ,who I think may be more accessible than our dear Tom....

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    1. Fagburn11 June 2014 at 14:56

      The 40 year-old 'schoolboy' look clearly has its advantages.

      Shall now investigate Agadir - thanks for the tip.

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    2. BK12 June 2014 at 10:43

      "The 40 year-old 'schoolboy' look clearly has its advantages."

      Pity fuck?

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  4. Anonymous11 June 2014 at 22:47

    go in march, great weather ,expedia +easy jet, 5days about £275,4 star hotels....it's my new winter sun..

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