Thursday, 12 June 2014

The Sun: This Is Their England

This is even more hideous when you can see who's on it - allegedly picked by Sun readers, here they are in their full glory.

I count eight (8) black people.*

Token Asian: Noreen Khan.

The Sun's favoured English pooves - for those among you taking notes: Grimmers, Dame Stephen Fry, Sir David Attenborough, Sir Elton, Sebastian Coe, Tinky Winky, our Tom, Lewis Hamilton, Yog, Mozza (tellingly positioned next to Nigel Farage).

Token lez: Clare Balding.

UND! SUN columnists Tony Parsons, Jeremy Clarkson, Katie Hopkins, Jane Moore and Rod Liddle tell [sic] why they’re proud of England.
Oh FFS. Another hundred reasons to defect to Cuba.

PS There is a 'campaign' to send copies of this back via a freepost address. Apparently these will just pile up in the sorting office. I imagine putting a sign on your front door saying you refuse to take one will be similarly annoying to postal workers. So don't be a priggish dick, please.

* Oops! An eagle-eyed fan tells me there are 15/16, and has once again exposed my pathological contempt for facts.

Meanwhile, Mirror Online makes a pitch (geddit?) for the gals and teh gays...


Hope you're looking forward to a month (!) of this...


This is funny...

The Independent.
Can someone tell the joyless gaytards at Gay Star News, if they're going to try and do a BuzzFeed-style item it helps not to be completely witless.

Oh do piss off.
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13 comments:

  1. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 10:21

    15 (possibly 16) black people, in fact. But when did you ever let the facts...

    And it's not enough.

    Oh and like YOU really give a fuck. Bitch, please.

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  2. BK12 June 2014 at 10:45

    I know about the other names you striked, but David Attenborough?? Eh? Never heard that before.

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  3. T0m0akl3y12 June 2014 at 11:55

    where's jimmy savile

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  4. Anonymous12 June 2014 at 16:01

    20 reasons for gay people to watch the World Cup? Jesus..
    How about because actually enjoy the sport and have some money on the line too? Nah, only for hot guys...

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  5. Fagburn12 June 2014 at 23:42

    Why' gay people'?
    Are lesbians looking forward to watching hot male footballers?

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  6. Paul13 June 2014 at 00:12

    Half of it being actual content is a definite step up up for them.

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  7. Anonymous13 June 2014 at 14:05

    This dropped through my letterbox this morning. Serfdom is alive and well, as the Queen is apparently the greatest living English person by a long way. At least it wasn't Gary Barlow.

    I keep wanting to shower ...

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  8. BK13 June 2014 at 16:38

    Cara Delevingne may have been a second lez but she seems to be back on the cock again.

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  9. BK13 June 2014 at 17:04

    Sherlock Holmes is a big ol' gay as well, isn't he?
    And Simon Cowell is deffo not a gay with a long history of beards...

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