Fagburn: Today's Newspapers Round-Up

Football, D-Day, football, D-Day, football, D-Day, football, D-Day, plucky little pensioner, the Best of British, Come on England! Fin.

Is it just me who thinks it's a pretty rum-do that if someone walks out of an open prison he gets bollocksed, but if you abscond from an old people's home you get treated as a hero?

Welcome to broken Britain!