Crown Prince Felipe: ¡Viva Al Rey!

Fagburn extends his heartiest congratulations to Felipe, Prince of Asturias, and soon-to-be King Of Spain.
That's a pretty good gig, dude.
Felicidades!

PS Obviously, I don't really care, and I've bored myself by typing that.
So just for fun let's have a look at a completely unconnected blind item from 2012 about 'The Pendulum Prince'.
Is this who I think it is?

PS Apparently it's not him, it's Prince [SNIP!!!].

King Juan Carlos resigns - a nation mourns.