2013: What It Meant To Gay Star News

So 2013?
Gay Star News thinks this photo says it all.
Some gay soldiers getting gaymarried!
Isn't it adorable!
And heart-warming!

GSN loves sentimental crap like this that serves power and heteronormativity!
If only there was a flashmob and an adorable video of a kid saying he likes them THAT WENT VIRAL!
And don't forget to buy more over-priced crap from people who say they love The Gays!
GSN LOVES BEING BRAIN-DEADINGLY BANAL!!!

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