Russia: Madness

President Vladimir Putin says that gays will be welcome at the upcoming Olympic games in Russia. True, he’ll be welcoming them as a homophobe, but they’ll be “welcome” nonetheless. Vlad signed a new law this year prohibiting “gay propaganda” and giving the Russian government authority to impose fines on anyone who violates it. Oddly, he also posed shirtless in a pathetic series of lame photos intended to show him off as a macho Bolshevik, but instead made him look, surprise surprise, totally gay. We’re still waiting for him to fine himself for creating such outrageous, immoral, yet strangely stimulating “gay propaganda”!

Mad magazine's 20 Dumbest Things Poll of 2013, via true American gay patriots The Advocate.
Down with Russia!
It's slightly less homophobic than most American states!
USA! USA! USA!!!
Cause bad stuff only happens in other countries we don't like.
Hooray for American hegemony!
LET'S BOMB RUSSIA!

PS Russia's President Vladimir Putin is 'Latently gay', claims controversial new biography. 
Yeah, right.
Zzzzz...