Bolivian Camilo Renzo Soria, 36, whose front room is festooned with dozens of ornamental moggies, said: "We cannot believe all this has happened. When we got Maya in 2005 we never thought it would lead to a national incident."
Do you think Theresa May should resign forthwith?
"Its absolutely crazy. But even after all that's happened I don't regret getting Maya. She's so friendly and funny."
But the Home Secretary lied brazenly, and made a thinly-veiled populist grab for the racist vote.
"She loves to be the centre of attention. When we have parties at home shes always here. I have always had a cat since I was little. Maya was my fourth."
Did you feel particularly sickened when you heard she'd nicked this fiction from a speech by far-right goon Nigel Farage of the UK Independence Party?
"She's had kittens herself and we've kept four of them. Maya and three of the kittens are long haired."
After Catflap and Foxgate the Tory Party frontbench seems to be in meltdown - can we ever trust them again?
"Maya's favourite food is a Morrisons seafood platter cat food. And she likes chicken and fish sticks."
Do you think gay couples are treated equally on immigration issues?
"There is a lot to do looking after all the cats. But if we buy our own house in future I would like to get a dog as well. Only a small one, though."
Do you have a message for the Lady Home Secretary?
"I like cat ornaments. I have dozens of them at home."
Camilo Renzo Soria, shoplifting gay Bolivian cat-lover, thank you.
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