Daily Mail: Scoop Of The Century!

On Thursday we found out that the Bolivian man slandered in Theresa May's Catflap speech to Conservative party conference is A Gay.
Today the Mail make up for lost time by publishing a photo of "Bolivian Camilo Soria Avila and his British partner Frank Trew" - nicked off Facebook.
(As anyone who's been falsely accused of murder recently can tell you, the press consider Facebook photos "public domain").
And there are some of their little cat, Maya, too!!!
"Maya is one of eight cats now owned by the couple and wears a pink collar bearing her name.
"Yesterday, while the couple declined to comment, she could be seen stalking the window sills of their home."
So the Mail's running paparazzi shots of cats now?
This is Pulitzer Prize-winning stuff, boys!
Well done.