Showing posts with label Catflap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catflap. Show all posts

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Catflap: Full Story And Pics!

The ever fascinating Sunday People has an "Exclusive chat with couple at heart of Tory immigration row"
Bolivian Camilo Renzo Soria, 36, whose front room is festooned with dozens of ornamental moggies, said: "We cannot believe all this has happened. When we got Maya in 2005 we never thought it would lead to a national incident."
Do you think Theresa May should resign forthwith?
"Its absolutely crazy. But even after all that's happened I don't regret getting Maya. She's so friendly and funny."
But the Home Secretary lied brazenly, and made a thinly-veiled populist grab for the racist vote.
"She loves to be the centre of attention. When we have parties at home shes always here. I have always had a cat since I was little. Maya was my fourth."
Did you feel particularly sickened when you heard she'd nicked this fiction from a speech by far-right goon Nigel Farage of the UK Independence Party?
"She's had kittens herself and we've kept four of them. Maya and three of the kittens are long haired."
After Catflap and Foxgate the Tory Party frontbench seems to be in meltdown - can we ever trust them again?
"Maya's favourite food is a Morrisons seafood platter cat food. And she likes chicken and fish sticks."
Do you think gay couples are treated equally on immigration issues?
"There is a lot to do looking after all the cats. But if we buy our own house in future I would like to get a dog as well. Only a small one, though."
Do you have a message for the Lady Home Secretary?
"I like cat ornaments. I have dozens of them at home."
Camilo Renzo Soria, shoplifting gay Bolivian cat-lover, thank you.

• The Mail On Sunday ain't happy they've been scooped; 'Catgate row Bolivian hires PR guru to sell story... and he's getting more pets too!'

Saturday, 8 October 2011

Daily Mail: Scoop Of The Century!

On Thursday we found out that the Bolivian man slandered in Theresa May's Catflap speech to Conservative party conference is A Gay.
Today the Mail make up for lost time by publishing a photo of "Bolivian Camilo Soria Avila and his British partner Frank Trew" - nicked off Facebook.
(As anyone who's been falsely accused of murder recently can tell you, the press consider Facebook photos "public domain").
And there are some of their little cat, Maya, too!!!
"Maya is one of eight cats now owned by the couple and wears a pink collar bearing her name.
"Yesterday, while the couple declined to comment, she could be seen stalking the window sills of their home."
So the Mail's running paparazzi shots of cats now?
This is Pulitzer Prize-winning stuff, boys!
Well done.

Friday, 7 October 2011

Catflap: Never Mind The Pussy...

The officially unreported judgment which emerged on Thursday reveals the unnamed student, aged 33, had been living in a "strong relationship" for four years with his gay partner who is settled in Britain...

The immigration ruling makes clear the judge considered the dying father of the Bolivian student's partner far more important than their joint ownership of Maya the cat in deciding the case.

The senior immigration judge, JR Devittie, regarded evidence from friends and the partner's brothers as to the quality of relationship as "persuasive and telling".

The original ruling shows that the student overstayed his visa and was issued with a removal notice after being arrested for shoplifting. He was not charged with the offence. The detailed ruling shows the evidence about the cat was only introduced by a witness.

While sources close to May have stressed this reference to the cat, they have not quoted the judge's conclusion that the evidence from friends, relatives and photographs of family occasions had "amply demonstrated" the quality and strength of their relationship. "The evidence shows the appellant is well integrated into the larger family his partner has with his siblings and parents. He attends family functions with his partner and is regarded as a member of the family."

He also rejected the Home Office's contention that they could both simply go and live in Bolivia, pointing out that would not be reasonable given that his partner's father was 'in a condition that he was not expected to recover from' and the family, including the Bolivian student had collectively decided to support him.

The Home Office appealed Devittie's decision claiming it had placed "an inappropriate weight on the Bolivian student having to leave behind not only his partner but also his joint cat." The appeal judge, senior immigration judge Gleeson, does not seem to have taken this seriously and says that the Home Office claim that Devittie had made a mistake in law by applying a policy that had already been withdrawn was more significant.

When the case was heard on 1 December 2008 Gleeson dismissed the appeal saying the immigration authorities had overlooked their own procedures for dealing with unmarried partners of a person present or settled in the UK.

From The Guardian - based on a statement by the judicial communications office "issued with the full authority of the Lord Chief Justice Lord Judge, which said the Home Office was wrong."

The man - named elsewhere as Ranzo Avila, now 36 - had argued his right to a family life under Article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights because he had been with his boyfriend for four years.

The race is now on to see if it's The Sun, The Daily Express or The Daily Mail who will be the first to notice that the Bolivian cat lover who wasn't deported is - and I'm not making this up - a gay!

If only Conservative Party conference had heard that bit.
Send 'im back!!!!

According to the Daily Telegraph: "Mr Avila is still with his partner and is eligible to apply for indefinite leave to remain in Britain when his current leave comes up for renewal next year. If granted it paves the way for him to apply for British citizenship."

• Here's the 2009 Daily Telegraph piece that started Cat-gate; 'Immigrant allowed to stay because of pet cat'
The DT presumed that the anonymous man was heterosexual; "An immigrant who was about to be deported from Britain has won a legal battle to remain in the country – partly because he and his girlfriend had bought a pet cat."