Grayson Perry: Now Open For Antiquity

Grayson Perry's exhibition at the British Museum, The Tomb Of The Unknown Craftsman, opens today, you know?
In about quarter of an hour to be precise.
Sadly Fag Burn Blue didn't make the finalists of the Alan Measles Stunt Double competition.
But please don't go organising a cultural boycott or nuffink.
Think I'll go a week tomorrow...