Scott Capurro: My Secret Crush Is...

"Gordon Brown. I met him at the – snore – the Hay Festival. We shook hands and said hello. He's got a very strong grip, which made me tumescent. He's also mastered a gorgeous smile. He seemed glamorous and contrite at the same time, like Jimmy Carter, whom I also adore."

From a Q&A in The Independent.
I can't tell if he's joking or not.
But that's the problem with comedians, I guess.
Scott has got two (2) shows at this year's Edinburgh Festival.