The Footyball: Pointless Polls

"STEVEN Gerrard has scored again after being voted football’s top gay pin-up.
"Steven Gerrard, 31, pipped Chelsea striker Fernando Torres, 27, to become the most fancied player among homosexual football fans.
"And Gerrard did the double as he also bagged the Best Legs title.
"Chelsea’s Frank Lampard, 33, Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas, 24, and Liverpool’s Joe Cole, 29, completed the Top Five hottest Premier League aces.
"Manchester United was named sexiest side, followed by Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham.
"But beanpole Spurs star Peter Crouch, 30, is the player gays would least like to play with, as he won just 2% of the vote in a survey for dating website Gaydar.
"And Wayne Rooney, 25, was voted as having the worst hair in the league.

This nonsense made it to all the tabloids - but this is from The Daily Star.
Here's the poll.
I like the idea of Gaydar being a "dating website", and not for random bumming and that.

Update: Footballers kissing.