After being on sale for eight weeks they've sold 9,000 tickets.
Sales have already trickled away to fuck-all - only 1,000 tickets were sold in the last month.
That leaves "a whopping" 41,000 tickets unsold.
Tossers!
See you all at the free party on the beach.
The haves will be laughing at the have-nots and vice-versa!
ReplyDeleteAND THE LIVING WILL ENVY THE DEAD (and vice versa)!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo surprise there then!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant
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