"MAGICIAN Paul Daniels claims he is being stalked by a nude lesbian young enough to be his granddaughter. "Veteran TV star Paul, 73, said the 27-year-old brunette has sent him dozens of X-rated photos.
"His agent described the woman, a model and student, as "a nutter" who has bombarded him on Twitter.
"Yet she and Paul - famed for his "Not a lot!" catchphrase - have exchanged at least 300 messages on the social networking site over five months, most recently last Monday.
"In one exchange, the woman wrote: "No one saw me just run screaming like a girl past the spider to the kitchen in my underwear, right?"
"To which Paul - who has been married to stage sidekick Debbie McGee for 23 years - replied: "There's never a video when you want one..."
From The Sun, but you probably guessed that.
Fagburn is beginning to think that The Sun must employ a team of poor sods who have to trawl through celebs' Twitter pages to come up with silly fluff like this.
Well, I say "employ", they're probably interns.
Why not follow Mr Daniels - "professional magician, International sex symbol and body builder" - on Twitter?
Paul's tasteful response to this article; "I am reminded of the gag: old man was accused of rape by a young girl and pleaded guilty 'cos he wanted the world to think he could..."
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