The Sun: Aaargh!

"RAUNCHY pop videos could be banned from TV before 9pm under plans revealed next week.
Nudity and sexual scenes could even earn cinema-style 15 or 18 ratings.
"The proposals are in a report on the sexualisation of children ordered by PM David Cameron.
"It blasts the stream of near-the-knuckle promos by stars such as Rihanna, Lady GaGa and Katy Perry - who shot cream from canisters on her breasts in her California Gurls video.
"The report by Reg Bailey - the first male chief executive of the Mothers' Union - does not propose rules for live performances..."

Screams the Sun.
Fagburn wishes people realised Reg Bailey has just written a report - he doesn't have the power to ban anything, and no-one knows what it says as it's not published til Monday.
It will almost certainly call for less sexy stuff in popular culture - that is its point - and he's scared of The Gays, but this carries as much weight as Fagburn calling for a more sex in popular culture with more of The Gays.
It's just an "independent report".
This story has to be the most farcical of the year.
I'd say the reporting of it has been laughable, but it really just makes me want to smash my head against the wall.
Nothing is happening.
I doubt much will change.
There will be no bans on lesbians kissing.
Or on Katy Perry's tits.
This non-story is just an excuse for The Daily Mail to print pictures of lesbians kissing.
And for The Sun to print a photo of Katy Perry's bazookas, as pictured above.
For fuck's sake!