Naked Man: 82

Sidney Wilson told police he was catching the "last of the sun's rays" and testing insect repellent when he was spotted on September 26 last year.

A court heard a probation officer was working with a group of young men in Alvaston Park in Derby when one of them spotted the pensioner naked in the bushes.

Police were called to the scene and when they arrested Wilson officers found pheromone wipes, which enhance men's sex appeal, condoms and kitchen paper in his bag

Wilson, of Alvaston, admitted outraging public decency and was handed a 12-month community order at Derby Crown Court on Thursday...

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82!

As Winston Churchill is said to have said, on hearing that the Tory MP, Ian Harvey, had been arrested having sex wth a guardsman in St James's Park on the coldest night of the year; 'My god man, makes you proud to be British!'