"I just have stacks and stacks and stacks of money for no good reason. I spend it all on tat. LOL. But really I am quite troubled, in the same way you lot are, but instead of crying I just buy more cushions. Isn't that wonderful ?"
Its great being me. I'm not in the slightest bit insecure. See these cushions ? I bought those. Of course I cry sometimes. But that's because I'm so lovely. Will you buy me a drink ? I can't go on with this charade of a life.
Oh no :(
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ReplyDelete"I just have stacks and stacks and stacks of money for no good reason. I spend it all on tat. LOL. But really I am quite troubled, in the same way you lot are, but instead of crying I just buy more cushions. Isn't that wonderful ?"
Being like me is a bit like being a Queen, Dido of Carthage ,Marie Antoinette, and a dash of Elizabeth of Glamis
ReplyDeleteIts great being me. I'm not in the slightest bit insecure. See these cushions ? I bought those. Of course I cry sometimes. But that's because I'm so lovely. Will you buy me a drink ? I can't go on with this charade of a life.
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