Friday 27 June 2014

Morrissey: FAQ


'In answer to your question, yes, I am definitely not a big gay racist.'

8 comments:

  1. Straight boys generally have very stinky arses

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  2. Grandma, what's a racist?

    Suzie, a racist is anyone fagburn decides is a racist

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    1. Them and them people what keeps saying racist things.

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  3. My Grandma used to say to me that the most loud mouth anti racists are those who live far, far, far away from 'people of colour' in nice leafy suburban towns.

    But Grandma, Isn't Brighton a big rough inner city full of 'people of colour'?

    I don't think it is, Suzie

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    1. Everybody's coloured or else you wouldn't be able to see them.

      Now go and brush your teeth, Suzie...

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    2. PS - bit racist to assume all black people live in rough inner city areas, dear. :(

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    3. hard to know where to start with this one...

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  4. Every solo album reassessed:

    Kill Uncle: still shit
    Viva Hate: still shit
    Your Arsenal: still shit
    Vauxhall and I: still shit

    &c...

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